[WP] Retell a famous story from the POV of a non-human object or character.
Oh, man, this chick is crazy! thought the hairpin.
"Romeo, I love you!"
So don't poison yourself you dummie! hairpin really wished it could talk.
Well, there she goes
"Juliet!" Romeo ran up to the tomb, and gasped "No-o-o!" He took poison and drank it.
Oh, these dumb teenagers. Talk to your dad, communicate, visit a psychologist, don't commit suicide, jeez!! hairpin was pretty sure that it had more brains than these idiots.
Oh my god, Juliet is a zombie!! Wait, no, she's alive! I can't handle this, make up your mind, people! Wait what?? Are you freakin kidding me??
Well, there she goes again.