Dave the Normal Guy
Dave had been walking down to the deli for his lunch break when the vampire leapt in front of him.
“I vill suck your blood and transform you into my eternal groom,” she declared.
“Oh, great,” Dave said. “That’s just fantastic. But could you not? I’m kind of in the middle of something.”
The vampire raised an exquisitely crafted eyebrow. “You don’tRead more...