In love

[WP] A married couple confess to eachother that they have both secretly had a passion, and talent, for murdering people.

"Nancy, I can't believe it! Seriously?"

"Oh my god, you will never forgive me for that, I shouldn't have said anything."

"Are you kidding me? I love killing people!"


"Of course! The smell of blood, the comforting rumble of my chainsaw, the desperate screams.... Can there be anything more beautiful and poetic?"

"You are so right! I knew it, I hoped you would understand! And daggers - daggers are so attractively beautiful and deadly, just like me in my black spandex suit and a demonic-horse mask! Preying on my victims, swiftly and silently slaughtering humans, watching them beg for mercy as I sacrifice them to the Lord of Darkness."

"Honey, you say the sweetest things! Do you want to go catch a bum, set him on fire, and have a beautiful romantic dinner near his burning body?"

"Of course, I've dreamed about it ever since I have been a little girl!"

"We are truly the soulmates, aren't we?"

"Yes, we are."

Subscribe to the weekly digest of our best stories!

Login to leave a comment.
Success! Thank you for subscribing!