In love

[WP] A married couple confess to eachother that they have both secretly had a passion, and talent, for murdering people.

"Nancy, I can't believe it! Seriously?"

"Oh my god, you will never forgive me for that, I shouldn't have said anything."

"Are you kidding me? I love killing people!"

"Really?"

"Of course! The smell of blood, the comforting rumble of my chainsaw, the desperate screams.... Can there be anything more beautiful and poetic?"

"You are so right! I knew it, I hoped you would understand! And daggers - daggers are so attractively beautiful and deadly, just like me in my black spandex suit and a demonic-horse mask! Preying on my victims, swiftly and silently slaughtering humans, watching them beg for mercy as I sacrifice them to the Lord of Darkness."

"Honey, you say the sweetest things! Do you want to go catch a bum, set him on fire, and have a beautiful romantic dinner near his burning body?"

"Of course, I've dreamed about it ever since I have been a little girl!"

"We are truly the soulmates, aren't we?"

"Yes, we are."


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