Not a Human

[WP] Nobody believes me when I tell them I'm just an ordinary a human being. Why?
"You have 3 heads!"
"So what, I'm just as human as any of you."
"But you glow in the dark!"
"Many people do."
"No they don't. You are like the most obvious, most underprepared alien to ever try to infiltrate the humanity. Your have 8 tentacles instead of your legs!"
"No I don't! I ate wrong foods as a child! Ehm, I mean you are having a hallucination. I mean shut up, these are not tentacles, I don't have tentacles, you have tentacles!"
"Cmon, buddy, now that's just sad. You blew your cover, it's time to fly away."


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